The Effete Bomb

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

TO ME, MY BIRD! Golden, Silver, etc.

In this issue:
Smashing Pumpkins "Zeitgeist"
High Places "Golden"
Del tha Funkee Homosapien live in Anchorage, AK
But first...


Silver Surfer #8 from Marvel Comics. Firstly, I'd like to point out how there is nobody on Earth who would pass up a chance to buy this comic based on the cover. Even better, this actually is what the comic is like!


The Silver Surfer, riding a giant silver bird, battling a dragon with an octopus head, in the death-grip of the beast's jaws yelling, "TO ME, MY BIRD!" I read this issue that I had been saving for a while in response to the craving i got to read a real Silver Surfer story after seeing Fantastic Four 2. This comic from February of 1988 was written by Steve Englehart, penciled and colored by Marshall Rogers, and inked by Joe Rubinstein. Englehart and Rogers are famous for a pretty long run on the batman books that include the masterful "Joker Fish" story. Anyhow, these guys aren't pulling any punches in this story, which is an insane head trip from page 1:
Surfer lounges at home reading the paper and asks Shalla-Bal where his pipe and slippers are. She thinks they might be under the rat. The silver rat in the corner there.We find out over the next few pages that she was right and he proceeds to smoke his teeny tiny slippers and sit in his giant pipe. You'll notice Shalla in a stylish FF outfit here (is Norrin secretly into Sue? Johnny?) but on the next page she is wearing her traditional outfit, then Mantis' costume, then she is Mantis, and then some Kree bust in his door and tell him they don't like the way he thinks! The nerve. Good thing the silver rat saves his butt at this point, and surfer escapes. He is pursued by some Kree with very stylish facial hair.

Good thing for our hero, he knows who he is...


He's a naked dude riding a silver dog. From here, we watch the former herald become increasingly self-aware, until he realizes that he is unconscious and being experimented on by the Kree and the Supreme Intelligence , who is manifesting in the Surfer's mind as the octo-dragon thingy. This issue clearly has some build up from previous issues, and has a interspersed tertiary plot about Shalla-Bal, but it still works completely on its own. In the climax, SS summons his board from his unconscious state, awakens, surfs through the Supreme Intelligence , and snatches the soul gem on the way. w00000000000!!!!! This is something you would enjoy if you like Seth Fisher. 10/10!

From Silver to "Golden", High Places have recently released a new song on their MySpace Page. "Golden" is a great track that is distinctly High Places, while bringing something distinctly new to the table. It seems maybe 'dancier' despite having a less formal beat and less distinguishable lyrics than previous releases. best of all this is a song from an upcoming full length release. Yay! I like this song a bunch. And it's free.

In other High Places news, they were featured in the last ever issue of Punk Planet magazine, and they have a 7" coming out as a joint release by CAFF/FLICK and Reverse Retro (who were also in that same issue of Punk Planet). I've heard the tracks and they are both great. Band of the future, Today!

And then there was Smashing Pumpkins come back album "Zeitgeist". I don't want to dwell to much on this, because really, it sucks. Maybe more accurately, it's boring. What was so bold and awesome 10-15 years ago is now so stale and safe. Hard rock is the new adult-contemporary. I do like some of the tracks. The stand outs are Doomsday Clock, 7 Shades of Black, and Tarantula. On a proper Pumpkins album, these tracks would be filler, but the entire album is so homogeneous you could only have at most two of these in a good mix. This album is for your uncle who likes to listen to rock and roll in a completely safe way, and pretend he's rockin' out while he flips burgers. There is just no life in it.

I got the chance to see Del tha funkee homosapien this past week. I had a bunch of fun, but I'd say I was a little let down by Del's set. This is due probably to nothing other than my own unrealistically high expectations. I saw lots of people there, including Van Sanders, who is the first person to introduce me to Del about 10 years ago. Pretty much every cool person over 21 (and a few under) was there. Tons of fun. Thanks goes to Heather.

I'd like to talk about a lot more, but I'm outta time. Blogging is hard, and I'm sorry if I have ever been upset with anyone for not getting one out on time. Thanks for reading, leave me a comment if I figure out how to enable that.


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Thursday, July 5, 2007

It Begins!!!!!!!!!!

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

Anyway, this is my first blog, and may theoretically be the home of a future podcast. I'm going to focus on two subjects, music (mostly of the underground or Alaskan varieties) and comics (mostly of every variety). I'm really interested in both, so you probably are too, right? Maybe I'll come up with a two font color system so you can skip the stuff you don't care about. I'm 22, married, parent of a 3 year old boy and a 2 week old boy. I'm in 2 active bands, 4 that will probably never perform or play together again, and I've got a project in mind to hopefully be ready in the next few months.

TEST YOUR MIGHT!!!!!

I guess I'll try a real first post to compliment that introductory stuff. Lets choose our font colours:

comics music
comics music
comics music
comics music
comics music
comics music
comics music


comics music looks pretty good to me. Open to opinions.


I guess I'll start with comics today. Today I bought All-Star Superman #8 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely. Totally awesome. Unrelentingly. My favorite part was the bizarro national anthem, as sung by Le-Roj!!!

"NO SAY, AM NO SEE BY AM NIGHT'S EARLY DARK! HOW SHAMEFULLY QUIET BY AM MORNING'S FIRST FADING! THIN STRIPES AND DULL STARS THROUGH THE COMFORTABLE PEACE, UNDER TRENCHES NO WATCH, AM SO CRAVENLY HANGING! BY NO ROCKET'S BLUE SHADE AM NO SHELLS DEAD DOWN THERE, GAVE NO PROOF ALL DAY LONG THAT THE FLAG WAS UNWHERE! NO SAY DOES AM SPAR-STRANGLED SHROUD HANG LIMPLY! UNDER LAND OF NO FREE! AM US HOME COWARDLEEEE!"


In a comic released in America on the 4th of July. Probably not an accident. Just sayin', it am make me unproud. And who doesn't love the bizarro-justice leaguers??? Probably nobody. There's also this nice scene where Supes is trying to get help and Bizarro leads the other bizarros in mocking him.

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All in all, a great issue. Not the best in the series, but still solidly atop the piles that are rolling out of DC


In the world of music, I'll take a little narcissistic bent. Tony, of my favorite local promotions/record label Reverse Retro, put up the end of my first set as DJSNESDS. In this project I use Super Nintendos as turntables, switching out cartriges of Mario Paint and various other games. I use my Nintendo DS and Electroplankton to overlay more music. This video is hitting at the end of my set, where Electroplankton is distorting a sampled scream. I'll be doing this again soon.



At the very end you can catch a little of the last Mario Paint beat I made, "I Love Sarah A." The song is named after the saved picture that was on the used cartridge when i bought it, but one of the two members of the Lucky Dragons (whom I was opening for) is named Sarah Anderson. Fun people, fun show.

Also, The Moon Knights (a band I drum for) is featred on the Dresden Dolls MySpace Page. We are performing a cover of their song Delilah, and they apparently liked it. You can see me watching 28 days later at this New Year's Eve party, waiting for my cue. Thanks Dresden Dolls!!!


FINISH HIM!!!!

Next time on The Effete Bomb, Silver Surfer #8 (1988), Smashing Pumpkins-"Zeitgeist", High Places-"Golden", and probably more. Thanks for bearing with me through my first blog post. Also, if you live in Anchorage, I'll hopefully see you at Del tha Funky Homosapien this Friday, July 13th @ 9PM.


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